The Magic Frog

A guy is 81 years old and loves to fish. He was fishing in his boat one day, when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up." He looked around and didn't see any one. He thought, "I must be dreaming."

Then he heard the voice say again, "Pick me up." He looked all around, nothing. Then the voice said, "Look down." He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. The man says, "Are you talking to me?" The frog said, "Yes I'm talking to you. Pick me up. Then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. Then I'll give you more sexual pleasure than you could have ever dreamed of."

The man looked over at the frog for a moment, reached down, picked it up carefully, and put it in his shirt pocket. Then the frog said, "What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will give you sexual pleasures like you have never had before. Don't you want that?"

The old man opened his pocket, looked at the frog, and said, " Nah, at my age I'd rather just have a talking frog!!! "